Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
lifetime did you really have to make all of the “devious maids” latina for fucks sakes
amanda just sang to me “do you wanna build a snoooowman” sweetly
to which i replied: “noo but i do want taco beeelll”
YOU DONT ONLY HAVE JAKE TO CONTEND WITH. IM FILING A SLANDER SUIT. DEFAMATION. LIBEL. IM BOUT TO CALL MY LAWYERS
at least i have time while they bring a hippo to court for comparative evidence