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I have a stop in the las vegas airport before i fly to missouri anD THERE A SLOT MACHINES AT EVERY GATE

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im rhinking about cake farts and i could cry godammit dave whenever yous ee this

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halexstilinski:

the question is am i a dragon lair or a man-cave type lair or bat-cave type lair or unknown monster lair????? (dragon lair. dragon…air. dRAGAON AIR IM SO FUNNY GUDAMMN)

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people who hate micheal buble need jesus

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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kripacs:

kripacs:

remember when glee was good

excuse you all

  
halexstilinski replied to your post: halexstilinski replied to your post: …

i wouldnt post it just add it on ur page where ppl put the testimonials u cant have those without one from me

no i dont want nice testimonials i want a hate fueled one THOSE ARE THE FUNNY ONES

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halexstilinski replied to your post: halexstilinski replied to your post: …

dont do that thats not nice

then dont post things on my account uwu

pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

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